Alright, well this is my first post ever and I feel already expectations to be the best blogger known on the face of the internet. Now thinking how ridiculous this sounds Ill shoot for lower things, like the lottery or possibly a banana shake. This blog was started mainly because I like to write but also from some now considered positive peer pressure (shout out to britney freeman woot woot). Ive made the name oddly specific but theres actually no telling what I could write about.
Most importantly Id like to adress the pressing issue behind the Power Rangers, and I mean any of their 400 series. My mom wouldnt let me watch it as a kid and now being 17 I have discovered the reason. (If you believe in the magic i advise you to leave now). First off, they get no preparation for battle and the villians always know where they are. You would think they could invest in some GPS technology, or just look out the window for that matter seeing as theyre 100 feet tall. Okay so they get there in the normally, yet not suprising, japanese style street garb and theyre all white...save for the black ranger (racism anyone?). The monster will then get around 2 or 3 good licks on them (avarage taken from the archive in my head) before the rangers decide its time to step up their game. Here's where the problem lies.
Morphin time! This is where the magic happens. Here we begin the 3-5 min graphic sequence of them changing into their super tight fitting garments. All the while, Im not quite sure what the bad monsters could be doing. i forsee 3 possible options.
1. Theyre suspended in time, frozen by the mystical powers of the special ranger equipment.
2. Caught in a mixture of shock and fear the baddies are immobilized, not under any spell but only caught in the ridiculousness of the moment.
3. Every evil character has also secretly joined the tri-county knitting society. Written in bold print across every building its written, "Theres never a bad time to advance your psassion!". Taking this phrase to heart, as they should, they begin designs on intricate patterns defying all progress made before given the obscene amount of time they have.
And dont even get me started on those freaking megazords! Requiring 10 minutes of construction since they traverse the world. Secretly hidden from everyone, they graciously jump out of their nooks and crannies to follow the call into adventure!
You know what, Im done with the tirade of Japanese cheese they call television. Ive moved onto better things making much more sense. Yes, Im referring to LOST and although the seasons have come to a close Id like to briefly sum up the main point presented.
Time is not real, neither are people.
Anyways, hope you enjoyed it and if you didnt you can find somewhere else to read creep!
Peace out and War Eagle!!!
